रजनीकांत यांचा प्रवास बालपणा पासुन आत्तापर्यंत......Rajani : A Journy from child hood till date

रजनीकांत यांचा प्रवास बालपणा पासुन आत्तापर्यंत...... 

एकदा काय झाले ....
सर्व शास्त्रज्ञ दुर्बिणितुन पाहत होते ....
आणि त्यांना ...
मंगळावर काहितरी हलताना दिसले...
सर्व आनंदाने ओरडु लागले....
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मग नासाने तिथे यान पाठवले
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पण जीवन ... सापडले नाहि.. ना प्राणि....
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लाईफ़ ऑन मार्स..... तिथे जिवन आहे .....!!

इतक्यात भारतातुन इस्त्रो चा ई मेल आला
त्यात लिहिले होते....
जास्त खर्च करु नका....
तो प्राणि किंवा जिवन नाही...
इथे भारतात रजनीकांत पतंग ऊडवतोय....
सर्व निराश झाले....
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नासाचा खर्च वाया गेल्याने अमेरीकेने चिडुन त्याला मारायला सैनिक पाठवले...
 रजनीकांत लढत लढता त्याचा सर्व दारुगोळा संपला....
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तरी त्याने सर्वांना मारुन  टाकले ... कसे ?
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रजनीकांत नुसता तोंडाने म्हनत होता...
ढिशक्व्यांव..... ढिशक्यांव......


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रजनिकांत लहान असताना ३री मध्ये कोणितरी त्याची कच्ची वही (रफ़ नोटबुक) चोरले .... आणि....
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आता त्याला
विकीपिडिया म्हटले जाते


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असाच आणखि एक किस्सा....
रजनि शाळेत असताना...
स्पेलींग पाठ करत होता....
कोणितरी त्याचि ति कच्ची कागदं चोरली..
आनि ऑक्सफ़र्ड डीक्शनरी तयार केली.


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रजनीकांत  विद्यार्थि असताना.....
शिक्षक त्यांचे लेक्चर्स बंक करत असत.....


रजनीकांत ने नविन कॉलेस सुरु केले ...
पण ऍडमिशन घेताना सगळे विद्यार्थि गोंधळात पडत
कारण त्याच्या कॉलेजचे नाव होते...
रजनीकांत यांचे मेडीकल कॉलेज ऑफ़ ईंजिनियरींग फ़ॉर कॉमर्स

वाचलेच पाहिजे असे काही ...

वाचलेच पाहिजे असे काही ...
हो मला ठावुक आहे हे मराठी नाही पण......

I know its not marathi but I cant resist to share
 Best Argument Ever Read...- A must read



One Of The Best Arguments.!! I have ever read

Don’t miss even a single word…. It’s Too good

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and…..

Prof: So you believe in God?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?

Student: Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student: Yes..

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)

Prof: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?

Student: No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From….God…

Prof: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student: Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son…Have you ever seen God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn’t exist.
What do you say to that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture the after becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat..
But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
light, flashing light…..But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought.. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is
not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Prof: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student: That is it sir… The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation…and if so…you’ll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same…won’t you?….this is a true story, and the

student was none other than …….
APJ Abdul Kalam, the former President of India